ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via pizza)

m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

(via pizza)

Don't judge a book by it's cover

  • Me: New followers! I'll check them out!
  • Me: *looks at url name* Looks like a cute innocent blog to check out
  • Me: *clicks link*
  • New follower blog: BAM. LET ME SHOW YOU GAY PORN.
  • Me: Woah, not so innocent after all...